Listen to Your Elders
So you're finishing school soon, and you'd like to become a professional magician. You want to have a career that you can fall back on, but what? Well, why not take advice from a 17 year old that you met on the Internet?
You can't make this stuff up. Check out the second reply on this Cafe post, authored by "Kyle the Great."
As much as I'd love to tear him apart, I think his post speaks for itself. Just another example of what happens when you give a voice to people who have no business wielding one. (Thanks Sarc. Mag.)
Besides, Why would you want to take any kind of advice from someone who dresses like this?